Funny Chicken Jokes for Kids That’ll Crack You Up!

😊 Why Chicken Jokes Are Perfect for Kids

Chicken jokes are easy to understand, totally safe, and full of wordplay that makes kids laugh while helping them explore language.

Puns like “egg-cellent” and “cluck” help kids recognize sounds and meanings, plus, they’re just plain hilarious.

These jokes are perfect for school, bedtime, lunchbox notes, or even as silly conversation starters during long car rides.

1.Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it already had drumsticks!

2. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad!

3. Why don't chickens ever tell secrets?

Because they might crack up!

4. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An egg roll!

5. Why did the chicken go to school?

To improve its pecking order!

6. What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable?

Eggplant!

7. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

8. What do chickens grow on?

Eggplants!

9. How do chickens stay fit?

They egg-cercise!

10. Why did the chicken sit on a pencil?

To draw attention!

Text: Cartoon chicken looking at a lineup of faces like a detective, paper cut style

Fun Fact: Chickens Can Remember Over 100 Faces!

Chickens are way smarter than they get credit for. They can recognize and remember more than 100 faces — of other chickens and humans! So if you ever tell a chicken a bad joke... don’t be surprised if it remembers.

11. What kind of jokes do chickens like?

Egg-cellent ones!

12. What do you call a rude chicken?

Peck-nasty!

13. Why did the rooster cross the road?

To cock-a-doodle-do something brave!

14. What’s a chicken’s favorite day of the week?

Fry-day!

15. Why did the chicken get a smartphone?

To tweet with its peeps!

16. How do baby chickens dance?

Chick-to-chick!

17. Why did the chicken start a podcast?

To cluck about the news!

18. What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?

A comedi-hen!

19. What did one chicken say to the other at bedtime?

Let’s wing it tomorrow!

20. Why don’t chickens like baseball?

They always hit fowl balls!

Cartoon chickens making sounds with speech bubbles on a farm, paper cut style

🐣 Fun Fact: Chickens Communicate with Over 30 Different Sounds!

Yep, chickens actually “talk” to each other with more than 30 unique clucks, coos, and calls. That’s more sounds than some toddlers! Maybe they’re telling their own chicken jokes behind the coop.

21. What do you call a chicken who plays guitar?

A rock-a-doodle!

22. Why did the chicken run across the road?

Because it was poultry in motion!

23. What do chickens say when something’s funny?

That’s egg-sactly what I needed!

24. Why don’t chickens do well in school?

They always egg-nore their homework!

25. What’s a chicken’s favorite game?

Peck-a-boo!

26. What did the chicken say to the duck at the comedy club?

Quack me up!

27. What do you call a chicken that loves adventure?

Indiana Clucks!

28. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?

It was egg-hausted!

29. What’s a chicken’s favorite movie?

The Yolk!

30. What did the chicken say when it saw scrambled eggs?

Someone beat me to it!

Cartoon chicken reading newspaper with "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke, paper cut style

🐔 Fun Fact: The Oldest “Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?” Joke is Over 175 Years Old!

The famous joke first appeared in a New York magazine in 1847. That makes it older than most schools, buses, and even chocolate chip cookies. It’s the original road-trip comedy classic!

Funny Chicken Jokes for Kids That’ll Crack You Up!

😊 Why Chicken Jokes Are Perfect for Kids

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