Best Dad Jokes to Tell Kids: That’ll Make the Whole Family Laugh
Dad Jokes Are a Superpower
Ready? Let’s roll our eyes together.
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20 Best Dad Jokes to Tell Kids That Are So Bad… They’re Brillianti
Warning: These next 20 dad jokes are so groan-worthy, you might need sunglasses to protect yourself from the eye-rolls. Dads everywhere will be proud. Kids everywhere will pretend not to laugh, but they secretly will.
Because then it would be a foot!
They might crack up!
I’ll meet you at the corner!
It’s two-tired!
Because it had too many problems!
An impasta!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because they’re shellfish!
Sneakers!
In case he got a hole in one!
A can’t opener!
Because it caught a virus!
A stick!
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Fsh!
They don’t have the guts!
For holding up a pair of pants!
Because their horns don’t work!
Nacho cheese!
It swept in!
There you go—the first batch of 20 best dad jokes to tell kids. Admit it, you laughed at least twice and groaned about 18 times. Don’t stop now, we’ve still got 40 more groan grenades locked and loaded.
Because it felt crummy!
Dinner’s on me!
Because they’re always up to something!
Because they’d get called for traveling!
All the fans left!
Supplies!!
A palm tree!
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Because they looked odd!
A carrot!
To keep an eye on the mouse!
1Forrest1!
Because he was outstanding in his field—again!
Because then they’d be bagels!
Wrap music!
Because it was tocking too much!
They’re afraid of the net!
Because it couldn’t find a date!
It left its Windows open!
Phew! That’s 40 dad jokes down, and if your sides aren’t aching yet, check your funny bone, it might be broken.
Don’t give up now.
Did you know there’s an actual World Championship for pun competitions? The O. Henry Pun-Off in Texas! I bet dads would dominate that contest with their dad jokes about socks, snacks, and car rides.
🎉 Thanks, Dad (We Guess…)
And there you have it, 40 brand-new dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh, groan, and maybe throw a pillow at your dad.
Remember, dad jokes aren’t just jokes, they’re a love language. So go on, share these with your kids, your friends, or even your goldfish. (Goldfish don’t laugh much, but you never know.)
Lulu Parker