Hilarious 5 Year Old Jokes That’ll Make Your Little Ones Giggle Nonstop!
Welcome to the Land of Little Giggles!
Hiya, my tiny comedians and grown-up giggle-buddies! It’s your pal Lulu Parker, here to sprinkle a little laughter dust on your day. If you’ve ever laughed so hard your juice box squirted out your nose (no judgment — happens to me all the time), then you’re in the right place.
Ready? Grab your favorite snack, wiggle your toes, and let’s get laughing like a bunch of bouncing bananas!
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20 Funny 5 Year Old Jokes to Start the Giggle Train
Alright, laugh lovers, here come your first 20 giggle bombs! These are the kind of jokes that make milk come out of your nose (which is a compliment in Lulu language).
A gummy bear!
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Open-toad sandals!
Because it felt crumby!
Do you smell carrots?
Because she’ll “let it go!”
A bulldozer!
Purr-ple!
To get to the other slide!
A palm tree!
A dino-snore!
Because it was already stuffed!
A stick!
Swimming trunks!
Thunderwear!
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
A-choo choo train!
It had too many problems!
Arrrrrr!
“Lunch is on me!”
Was that a giggle or a snortle I just heard? Either way — mission accomplished! We’re just getting warmed up, and the next round of jokes will have you rolling on your snack mat with laughter.
Last week, my little cousin Zoe told everyone at dinner she had a “magic pea.” We all leaned in to see it — and she pulled a frozen pea out of her pocket and whispered, “It’s cold because it’s from the North Pea!”
Honestly? That kid might steal my job.
20 More 5 Year Old Jokes So Funny You’ll Ribbit with Laughter
Ready for round two, my giggle frogs?
These jokes are sillier than a dancing duck in sunglasses. (Actually, that gives me an idea for a t-shirt...)
To see the moooon!
A monkey!
Because her mom and dad were in a jam!
Meet you at the corner!
Because she’ll let it go — again!
Baa-dminton!
You look flushed!
Because it couldn’t find a date!
Shell-fies!
A puddle!
It had a virus!
A bull-dozer!
Frostbite!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Hiss-tory!
Because then it’d be a foot!
It wanted to hatch a plan!
In case he got a hole in one!
A snore-asaurus rex!
Whew! These jokes are so funny, even my pet goldfish just did a backflip (and that’s saying something, he usually just stares at me). Let’s pause for a fun fact before we dive into our next batch of giggles!
Did you know that laughing actually helps your brain grow? Scientists say giggles make your brain release “happy chemicals” that help you learn faster. So technically… reading this blog is homework! (You’re welcome, parents.)
20 Hilarious 5 Year Old Jokes That’ll Make Snack Time Silly
Alright, little giggle monsters, it’s snack time, and that means crumbs, juice boxes, and jokes so funny even your applesauce might laugh.
Let’s munch and chuckle our way through these next 20!
Because it ran out of juice!
A donut!
Because it wanted to be a smartie!
Fry-day!
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Laughing cow!
Boo-berries!
You’re driving me nuts!
A Big MacBook!
It needed a filling!
Snick-ers!
Where’s popcorn?
Because it was afraid of getting grilled!
Spare ribs!
Terri-fried eggs!
Because they might flip out!
Stop loafing around!
Boo-berries again — they can’t get enough!
To reach the high chairs!
You complete me!
Wow, these jokes were so good, I almost spit out my lemonade laughing! (Don’t worry, I cleaned it up.) Okay, before we roll into our grand finale, how about a silly true story?
So, one time, my little brother Max decided to make “pancakes” all by himself. He mixed flour, water, and… ketchup.
20 More 5 Year Old Jokes That’ll Make Bedtime a Giggle-Fest
Bedtime? Nah — it’s giggle time! Whether you’re brushing teeth or snuggling in PJs, these jokes are the perfect way to end your day with a laugh (and maybe a few hiccupy giggles).
It was feeling down!
I’ve got you covered!
It was already full!
You’re out of this world!
To have a bright idea!
Goodnight, Bite!
Because nothing gets under their skin!
The boogieman!
You’ll never cover me!
Because it had a big job to fill!
A waterbed!
To see how long he slept!
A purr-snore machine!
To run into his dreams!
You turn me on!
Boo-jamas!
It couldn’t handle the snooze button anymore!
I’m stuffed!
They take little light naps!
Catch me if you can!
Phew — what a laugh marathon! If you giggled, snorted, or rolled off the bed laughing, then my job here is officially done.
Just promise me you’ll tell at least one of these jokes tomorrow morning at breakfast. (Bonus points if your cereal laughs.)
Did you know babies and toddlers laugh up to 300 times a day, while adults laugh about 15 times?
Giggle You Later, Kiddos!
Well, my favorite joke-tellers, we did it — 80 brand-new, giggle-powered 5 year old jokes that even your goldfish can enjoy (okay, maybe not enjoy, but definitely hear).
Remember: laughter is the best superpower. It makes your tummy hurt in the best way, and it’s 100% contagious — like the hiccups, but way more fun.
So keep sharing these jokes, keep smiling big, and keep being the hilarious little humans you already are. Until next time… giggle you later!
Lulu Parker