Funniest Jokes of All Time for Kids

Hey giggle squad! Lulu Parker here, your Chief Chuckle Curator,

If you’ve ever heard a kid tell a joke so bad it looped back to genius, then you’re in the right place. I’ve compiled a treasure chest of the funniest jokes for kids and yes, these are certified LOLs.

Whether you’re five or fifty, these jokes will get you giggling, snorting, and possibly rolling on the floor (safely, of course). Ready to dive into a world where every punchline is pure gold?

Table of Contents

Let’s laugh like nobody’s watching!

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Endless Laughs!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca. Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo. Boo who?

Aww, don’t cry! It’s just a joke!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce. Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow. Cow says who?

Cow says moooo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank. Tank who?

You’re welcome!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Harry. Harry who?

Harry up and answer the door!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes your friend, open up!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ya. Ya who?

No thanks, I prefer Google!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive. Olive who?

Olive you and I miss you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream. Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a spooky movie!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Butter. Butter who?

Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Atch. Atch who?

Bless you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say. Owls say who?

Yes, they do!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Double. Double who?

W! That’s a tricky one!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Peas. Peas who?

Peas give me another chance to tell a better joke!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Buttercup. Buttercup who?

Buttercup and dance with me!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice. Ice who?

Ice to meet you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard. Howard who?

Howard you like to hear another joke?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Roach. Roach who?

Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wanda. Wanda who?

Wanda hear another knock knock?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut. Doughnut who?

Doughnut forget to laugh!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup. Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nanna. Nanna who?

Nanna your business!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen. Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beak. Beak who?

Beak careful, I’m about to tell a great one!

Kid slipping on beanbag with banana peel after laughing

Funny Story Break

The Great Banana Slip-Up" Lulu once told a banana joke in a classroom full of kindergartners. One kid laughed so hard, he slipped off his beanbag... onto another beanbag! We called it the Banana Bounce.

Animal Giggles Galore

Why did the cow win an award?

Because she was outstanding in her field!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Fsh!

Why don’t elephants use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

Why did the duck get a timeout?

He was quacking too many jokes!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!

Why don’t crabs give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish!

What do cows do on a date?

Go to the mooo-vies!

Why did the pig become an actor?

Because he was a natural ham!

What do you get if you cross a parrot and a shark?

A bird that talks your ear off—then eats it!

Why did the squirrel take up acting?

It wanted to be a nut-case hero!

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

What kind of dog loves bubble baths?

A shampoo-dle!

What do you call a snake that builds houses?

A boa constructor!

Why was the owl invited to every party?

Because he was a real hoot!

Why don’t dolphins do well in school?

Because they work below sea level!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station!

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

A crane!

Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them!

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

A python a la mode!

Boy pretending frog is royalty in a funny scene

Funny Story Break

The Talking Toad Incident" During a library visit, Lulu cracked a frog joke. A little boy whispered, "That frog’s my cousin." For a week, she genuinely believed she met amphibian royalty.

Schoolyard Sillies

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems!

What’s a pencil’s favorite place?

Pennsylvania!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

What did the science book say to the math book?

Wow, you’ve got problems!

Why was the teacher late to class?

She got caught in a spelling bee!

What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?

Lots of blood tests!

What did the eraser say to the pencil?

You make mistakes, I clean them up!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up in class?

It was two-tired!

What did one math book say to the other?

Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems!

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Bookworms!

What’s a computer’s favorite snack?

Microchips!

Why did the girl bring string to school?

To tie up loose ends!

Why did the music teacher go to jail?

Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!

What kind of school do you go to if you're a giant?

High school!

What do you call a math teacher who’s really good at baking?

A pie-thagorean!

Why did the clock do well in school?

It had great timing!

What did the teacher say when the student asked to go to the bathroom?

You just went a few jokes ago!

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?

In kindergarden!

Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Why did the paper get an F?

Because it was tearable!

Why did the lunchbox join the debate team?

It always had something to bring to the table!

What did the pencil say when it finally finished its homework?

Write on!

Kid using pencil as mic to joke in class

Funny Story Break

The Pencil Protest" Once a kid in Lulu’s class only answered questions using his pencil as a microphone. When asked to stop, he declared, “Freedom of speech!” The class gave him a standing ovation.

Just Plain Ridiculous (And We Love It!)

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers!

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick!

Why was the broom late?

It swept in!

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mom was a wafer too long!

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

Your teeth!

Why did the grape stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling well!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Why did the music note break up with the rest?

Because it had too many issues!

Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always stuck at C!

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can’t tuna fish!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up pants!

What did the light bulb say to its switch?

You turn me on!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away!

Kids laugh as joke cards fly through the air

Funny Story Break

The Card Trick Catastrophe" Lulu tried to teach a magic trick using joke cards. A kid threw all the cards in the air shouting, “ABRACADA-GIGGLE!” No one saw the trick, but everyone saw the laughs.

"100 Jokes Later and Still Gigglin’ Laughter Never Gets Old!"

Whew! That’s 100 zingers, bangers, puns, and giggle bombs! Keep this list bookmarked for road trips, bedtime laughs, or rainy-day fun. Because the only thing better than a good laugh... is 99 more right after it!

Stay giggly, stay silly, and share a laugh today,

— Lulu

Funniest Jokes of All Time for Kids

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Endless Laughs!

Animal Giggles Galore

Schoolyard Sillies

Just Plain Ridiculous (And We Love It!)

One thought on “100+ Funniest Jokes of All Time for Kids”

Leave a Reply Cancel reply