Knock Knock Jokes Every Kid Will Love
Hey hey, silly squad! It’s Lulu Parker, and I brought you a brand-new backpack full of belly laughs. If knock knock jokes are your jam, you’re in the right place.
These aren’t your dusty old door jokes, they’re fresh, fruity, and fabulously funny. I’ve written 80 completely original knock knock jokes for kids, broken up into fun-sized sections with goofy themes and wacky punchlines.
Classic Crack-Ups
These are the kind of knock knock jokes that started it all! They're timeless, silly, and perfect for first-time joke tellers.
If you've got a wobbly tooth or a favorite stuffed animal, these punchlines are for you.
Let’s knock on the door of giggles and see who answers!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in—it’s freezing out here!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooo!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open this door or I’ll tell another joke!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police—open up!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best joke teller around!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door, I have more jokes!
Who’s there?
Sandy.
Sandy Claus left early this year!
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy or not, here I come with more jokes!
Foodie Fun Knock Knocks
These jokes are so tasty, they might make you laugh-snack! Inspired by everything from waffles to peanut butter, these knock knocks are a perfect recipe for fun.
Just make sure you don't read them on an empty stomach, you might crave giggles and cookies!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and your cookies too!
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you be my snack buddy?
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon me borrow your napkin!
Who’s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut butter open the door already!
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Popcorn’s ready—let’s get poppin’!
Who’s there?
Mayo.
Mayo who?
Mayo I have another slice of pie?
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-sly, it’s breakfast time!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding on a funny face!
Who’s there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape job on finishing your lunch!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple-y ever after with dessert!
Who’s there?
Choco.
Choco who?
Choco-late again? Yes, please!
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco 'bout a tasty joke!
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda-lighted to see you!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter hurry, I’m starving!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
Who’s there?
Noodle.
Noodle who?
Noodle you be my lunch buddy?
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry glad I brought snacks!
Who’s there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Carrot wait to tell this joke!
Funny Story Break: "The Milk Explosion" Animal Antics Knock Knocks
From barking beagles to giggly goats, animals are always up for a good laugh! This batch of knock knock jokes brings out the wild side of humor with some seriously punny pawsibilities.
Grab your safari hat and your silliest animal sound, we're about to go on a giggle safari!
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow-moo-flage isn't working!
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck outta the way—giggles coming!
Who’s there?
Tiger.
Tiger who?
Tiger up your laces!
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-et about it, let’s jump in!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to be kidding me!
Who’s there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
Zebra crossing—watch your giggles!
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-hold the queen of jokes!
Who’s there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep up and laugh already!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love a good joke.
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama-t tell another one!
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat-ch me if you can!
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see, monkey giggle!
Who’s there?
Dog.
Dog who?
Dog-gone funny, isn’t it?
Who’s there?
Panda.
Panda who?
Panda-monium in here!
Who’s there?
Parrot.
Parrot who?
Parrot-ticularly funny!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter up! Joke time!
Who’s there?
Snake.
Snake who?
Snake a laugh break!
Who’s there?
Crab.
Crab who?
Crab your sides laughing!
Funny Story Break: "The Knock Knock Bandit" Back-to-School Knock Knocks
Backpacks? Check. Pencils? Check. A backpack full of laughs? Double check! These jokes are perfect for kicking off the school year with some silly vibes.
Whether you’re new in class or just counting down to recess, these knock knock jokes will help you ace your comedy game.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil little closer so I can tell you!
Who’s there?
Eraser.
Eraser who?
Eraser your hand if you love jokes!
Who’s there?
Lunch.
Lunch who?
Lunch you glad it's pizza day?
Who’s there?
Marker.
Marker who?
Marker my words, this joke rocks!
Who’s there?
Homework.
Homework who?
Homework-ing on my punchlines!
Who’s there?
Quiz.
Quiz who?
Quiz time! Are you ready to laugh?
Who’s there?
Glue.
Glue who?
Glue’re going to love this one!
Who’s there?
Stapler.
Stapler who?
Stapler you to the seat, I’ve got jokes!
Who’s there?
Math.
Math who?
Math-er of fact, this is funny!
Who’s there?
Crayon.
Crayon who?
Crayon you hear me laughing?
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Belli-eve me, this joke’s a winner!
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher-tally awesome!
Who’s there?
Desk.
Desk who?
Desk me again later!
Who’s there?
Bus.
Bus who?
Bus-t out laughing!
Who’s there?
Report.
Report who?
Report back if you giggled!
Who’s there?
Recess.
Recess who?
Recess you at the playground!
Who’s there?
Janitor.
Janitor who?
Janitor not going to laugh at that?
Who’s there?
Hall.
Hall who?
Hall-larious joke coming!
Who’s there?
Backpack.
Backpack who?
Backpack to the jokes already!
Who’s there?
Notebook.
Notebook who?
Notebook can hold all these jokes!
That’s a Wrap, Knock Knock Ninjas!
You made it through 80 knock knock jokes without falling off your chair? Impressive. Whether you’re headed to school, snack time, or dreamland, keep those laughs handy, they’re better than a hall pass! And remember, if someone says “Knock knock,” you better answer, because the giggle is just getting started.
Stay silly,
Lulu