Funny Kids Stories That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
These stories are short, goofy, and 100% made to tickle your funny bone. Bedtime, snack time, or bathroom-reading time (hey, I don’t judge) they’re ready for you.
Let’s jump into the 60 funniest mini kids stories ever!
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Get ready to cackle louder than a witch with hiccups.
Funny Kids Stories That’ll Make You Snort With Laughter
Whew! The first 20 funny kids stories zoomed by faster than a flying sandwich.
We’ve already met pasta-hair kids, sock parades, and even a sneezy dragon. If your belly hurts from giggling, good news, we’re only getting started!
Sam packed a peanut butter sandwich for lunch. When he opened the bag, it whooshed out and zoomed around the cafeteria like a superhero.
Mia lost her shoe. Turns out, her dog was wearing it… on his head like a crown.
Ben pretended a banana was a phone. Suddenly, it rang. “Hello, this is Apple… stop eating my cousin!”
Emily’s socks escaped the laundry basket and marched down the hallway singing, “We will, we will SOCK you!”
Jake leaned over his plate and accidentally styled his hair with spaghetti. His mom said, “You’re pasta-tively fashionable.”
Lily’s backpack groaned, “Too many books!” She whispered, “Shh! People will hear you!”
Max sneezed so hard he blew his cardboard castle across the room. His sister yelled, “Dragon attack!”
Sophie’s cat learned to skateboard. Neighbors now call it “Tony Pawk.”
Ollie blew the biggest bubble ever. It popped so big, it glued his arms to his head.
Grandma baked cookies. Every time she turned around, one vanished. Spoiler: Timmy was hiding under the table.
A kid flushed and the toilet yelled, “Stop feeding me paper burritos!”
On a field trip, the class saw a cow moonwalk when the radio played.
Ella’s balloon floated away… and came back two days later with sunglasses and a suitcase.
Leo’s left sneaker refused to walk. It just wanted to dance.
The crayons shouted, “No more cats! We want dragons!” So the classroom turned into Dragon-ville.
One morning, the school bus yawned, “Too early!” and rolled back to bed.
Zara’s homework was eaten by a monster. The teacher laughed… until she found it burping math problems.
Tom’s ice cream sprouted legs and sprinted down the sidewalk yelling, “Freedom!”
Ruby’s hamster stole an eye patch and yelled, “Arrr!” Now he’s Captain Cheeks.
Ben pulled his winter hat too low and bonked into the fridge.
Funny Kids Stories to Double the Giggles
Can you believe it? We’ve hit 40 funny kids stories and the silliness is out of control! Cats are skateboarding, cows are disco-dancing, and balloons are taking vacations.
If your cheeks hurt from smiling, don’t worry, it’s called “happy face exercise.”
Liam flipped a pancake so high it landed on the ceiling. It’s still there.
Holly’s goldfish laughed every time she made silly faces.
Noah accidentally stepped in pizza. Now his sneakers smell delicious.
Amy tried to recite the alphabet but burped on “Q.” Her brother renamed it the “Burpabet.”
Josh’s lunchbox beeped and said, “Take me to your carrots.”
Ella’s toothbrush belted out “Happy Birthday” even when it wasn’t her birthday.
Nina dropped the syrup bottle, but instead of spilling, it bounced like a basketball.
Tom tripped on his laces so long they stretched down the hallway like spaghetti.
Owen’s alarm clock said, “Stop snoozing, you noodle!”
Maya’s sandwich pickles whispered, “We’re dill-lightful.”
Ethan’s snowman boogied when no one looked… until it got caught doing the worm.
Lila slurped so hard her straw made trumpet noises.
Mason sneezed and a meatball launched across the table, scoring a goal in his sister’s juice cup.
Rosie spilled glitter. The family is still sparkly six months later.
Harper wore pajamas with pancakes printed on them. Her dog tried to eat her leg.
Sasha stepped in gum so sticky her shoe got glued to the playground swing.
A toy robot tripped over its own wires and declared, “I’m… falling… with style!”
Jake’s lunch jelly wobbled so much it bounced out of the bowl and onto his dad’s nose.
Every time the wind blew, Ava’s window whistled “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.”
Cole’s banana peel slid away by itself, hiding under the couch for revenge later.
Funny Kids Stories for the Ultimate LOL Explosion
Boom! You made it to all 60 funny kids stories, that’s like running a marathon, but with way more giggles and way fewer sweaty socks.
From pirate hamsters to runaway ice cream, this mega-story pack proves laughter is the best superpower. Lulu Parker guaranteed!
Liam’s cookie was stuffed with ten layers of cream. His sister called it “the Mount Everest of Oreos.”
Zoe’s scarf was so long she tripped over it in gym class.
Sam spilled ice cubes. They marched across the floor like penguins.
Olivia swore her desk chair tickled her every time she sat down.
Ezra microwaved popcorn… and it exploded into a buttery volcano.
Maya’s eraser rolled off the desk and yelled, “I quit!”
Jax stacked cheese slices on his head until he looked like a cheddar king.
Olivia wore a worm on her head thinking it was a ribbon.
A cupcake from the bake sale barked at Finn like a dog.
Milo’s lollipop spun so fast it whistled like a fan.
Stella wore pajamas to school by accident. Instead of laughing, the whole class joined in the next day.
Ellie’s sandwich bag said, “Hey, don’t squish me!”
James mixed all his vegetables into soup and it turned rainbow-colored.
Amira’s cereal spelled out “Hi!” in her bowl.
Zac dropped a plastic cup, and it made a noise louder than fireworks.
Caleb spun his pencil so fast it took off like a helicopter.
Sophie’s blanket turned into a parachute when she jumped off the couch.
Nora put a cabbage on her head and called herself “Princess Lettuce.”
Kai’s backpack squeaked every time he walked, like a rubber duck parade.
Hannah dreamed it rained cookies. She woke up with crumbs in her bed.
The Giggle Marathon
Whew! You just read through 60 funny kids stories! If you’re still standing (or not rolling on the floor in laughter), then congratulations: you’ve survived Lulu’s Ultimate Giggle Marathon.
Remember, the silliest stories are usually the ones you live every day, so go make some new ones, and maybe they’ll end up in my next post. Stay goofy, friends!