What Do You Call” Jokes That’ll Make Kids and Grownups Burst Out Laughing!
Welcome to the Wacky World of “What Do You Call” Jokes!
Hey there, giggle goblins and chuckle champions! It’s your favorite joke wrangler, Lulu Parker, here to tickle your funny bones with my all-time favorite kind of joke — the “What do you call” joke!
They’re short, clever, and totally bananas. You can tell them in the car, at lunch, during class (shhh, don’t tell your teacher), or even to your dog. Dogs love these. I have zero proof of that, but they wag their tails every time I tell one, so it’s basically science.
“What Do You Call” Jokes to Kick Off the Giggles
Get your chuckle engines started, because these first 20 jokes are pure silliness fuel! I tested them all on my pet hamster, and he did a little dance, so they definitely work.
A bulldozer!
Nacho cheese!
A pork chop!
Fshhh!
De-calf-inated!
An investigator!
A drizzly bear!
An abdominal snowman!
A-choo-choo train!
A candy baa!
A walk!
A labracadabrador!
A chicken hawk!
A snore-o-saurus rex!
A waist of time!
A pouch potato!
A can’t opener!
A moo-sician!
A quack tale!
A meowtain!
Did you just snort-laugh? Because if you did — congratulations! You’re officially part of Lulu’s Laugh League. Don’t worry, there’s no membership fee, just unlimited giggles. 

SECTION 2: “What Do You Call” Animal Jokes That’ll Have You Roaring
If you thought Section 1 was funny, hold on to your tails — because these animal “what do you call jokes” are wilder than a kangaroo on roller skates. Let’s safari into the land of giggles!
Irrelephant!
A tuna-star!
An alley cat!
Bamboo-zled!
Your neigh-bor!
A milkshake!
A crow-median!
Pablo Pawcasso!
A boa constructor!
Baa-thoven!
A jump-liar!
Sherlock P.U.!
Shell-ebratory!
Tweetless!
Glazed and confused!
Ground beef!
No-eye-deer!
A ham-bassador!
Stand-up tall comic!
Chicken sees-a-salad!
That’s it — I can’t stop laughing. These animals deserve their own comedy tour! “Live from the barnyard… it’s Saturday Night Moo!” 


“What Do You Call” Food & School Jokes That’ll Make You Snort-Laugh
Okay, snack monsters and pencil pros — these jokes are for you! We’re mixing food jokes with school silliness, so get ready for a cafeteria full of giggles and classroom chaos (the fun kind, not the “oops-I-spilled-my-juice” kind).
Sharp cheddar!
Bread Sheeran!
A piZZZza!
A core blabber!
A sprinkle scholar!
The root of all greatness!
An impasta!
A crumb traveler!
A peel keeper!
Whole honesty!
A note-worthy learner!
Pointless!
A chatter pad!
A positive integer!
A snack comedian!
An egg-cercise champ!
A brain burger!
Boo-lunch!
The legend of the bread!
No fun fry-day!
Whew! That was a buffet of belly laughs.
I laughed so hard my sandwich winked at me (I think it wants to be famous). Okay, let’s take a quick snack break for a funny story before the grand finale!

🦄 “What Do You Call” Silly Random Jokes to End with a Belly Laugh
Alright, giggle crew — this is it! The grand finale of all “what do you call jokes.” These ones are totally random, totally weird, and totally hilarious. (My editor laughed so hard, she accidentally typed “asdfghjk” for five minutes straight.)
A nap-top!
A stick!
A hoblin goblin!
A puddle!
Arrrr-gorithm master!
Second to none!
A pop star!
A sweep idol!
So-fish-ticated!
A snap-snack!
Sherlock Gnomes!
Udderly hilarious!
Affection-bot 3000!
A maybe!
Snore-man!
A brrr-up!
A whisper-bow!
Saturn-up comic!
Burnt out!
This blog! 😂
If your face hurts from smiling — congratulations, you’ve completed Lulu Parker’s Ultimate Giggle Marathon! 
Seriously, though — if laughter had calories, we’d all be running on pure joy right now.

Until Next Time, Keep the Giggles Rolling!
Well, giggle gang — we made it! 80 brand-new, wacky, one-of-a-kind what do you call jokes that you can tell your friends, your family, your teacher, or that random squirrel outside your window. 
Just remember: laughter is like a boomerang — the more you throw it out into the world, the more it comes back to you. So go spread your funny magic!
Until next time, keep those cheeks smiling, your brain giggling, and your heart doing a happy dance. 
Giggle you later, little legends!
— Lulu Parker 