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80 “What Do You Call” Jokes That’ll Make Kids and Grownups Burst Out Laughing!
Looking for the funniest what do you call jokes ever? Lulu Parker’s got 80 brand-new, ultra-silly zingers that’ll have kids, parents, and even your pet goldfish laughing!

What Do You Call” Jokes That’ll Make Kids and Grownups Burst Out Laughing!

🎈Welcome to the Wacky World of “What Do You Call” Jokes!

Hey there, giggle goblins and chuckle champions! It’s your favorite joke wrangler, Lulu Parker, here to tickle your funny bones with my all-time favorite kind of joke — the “What do you call” joke!

They’re short, clever, and totally bananas. You can tell them in the car, at lunch, during class (shhh, don’t tell your teacher), or even to your dog. Dogs love these. I have zero proof of that, but they wag their tails every time I tell one, so it’s basically science.

80 “what do you call” jokes for kids that are super funny, silly, and original! The best “what do you call” jokes to make the whole family laugh. >

😂  “What Do You Call” Jokes to Kick Off the Giggles

Get your chuckle engines started, because these first 20 jokes are pure silliness fuel! I tested them all on my pet hamster, and he did a little dance, so they definitely work.

  • What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

  • What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

  • What do you call a fish without eyes?

Fshhh!

  • What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated!

  • What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

  • What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain?

A drizzly bear!

  • What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

  • What do you call a train that sneezes?

A-choo-choo train!

  • What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa!

  • What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

  • What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

  • What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?

A chicken hawk!

  • What do you call a dinosaur that loves to sleep?

A snore-o-saurus rex!

  • What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

A waist of time!

  • What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

  • What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

  • What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A moo-sician!

  • What do you call a story told by a duck?

A quack tale!

  • What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowtain!

Did you just snort-laugh? Because if you did — congratulations! You’re officially part of Lulu’s Laugh League. Don’t worry, there’s no membership fee, just unlimited giggles. 😆

Cartoon kid detective investigating cookie crumbs
🧁 Funny Story Break
So last week, my little cousin Milo was pretending to be a “serious detective.” He had sunglasses, a magnifying glass, and a fake mustache drawn with a marker. He marched up to me and said, “Lulu, I’m investigating the case of the missing cookies.” I asked, “What’s your first clue?” He said, “Crumbs on my face… suspicious, huh?” 🍪😂 Detective Milo, you’re busted — but also promoted to Chief of Snack Security!

🐸 SECTION 2: “What Do You Call” Animal Jokes That’ll Have You Roaring

If you thought Section 1 was funny, hold on to your tails — because these animal “what do you call jokes” are wilder than a kangaroo on roller skates. Let’s safari into the land of giggles!

  • What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Irrelephant!

  • What do you call a fish that loves to sing?

A tuna-star!

  • What do you call a cat that’s good at bowling?

An alley cat!

  • What do you call a lazy panda?

Bamboo-zled!

  • What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Your neigh-bor!

  • What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milkshake!

  • What do you call a bird comedian?

A crow-median!

  • What do you call a dog who loves to paint?

Pablo Pawcasso!

  • What do you call a snake that builds houses?

A boa constructor!

  • What do you call a sheep that can play piano?

Baa-thoven!

  • What do you call a kangaroo who tells tall tales?

A jump-liar!

  • What do you call a skunk who’s a detective?

Sherlock P.U.!

  • What do you call a turtle who loves to party?

Shell-ebratory!

  • What do you call a bird that forgets lyrics?

Tweetless!

  • What do you call a frog that loves donuts?

Glazed and confused!

  • What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

  • What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer!

  • What do you call a pig who wins awards?

A ham-bassador!

  • What do you call a giraffe that loves jokes?

Stand-up tall comic!

  • What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a-salad!

That’s it — I can’t stop laughing. These animals deserve their own comedy tour! “Live from the barnyard… it’s Saturday Night Moo!” 🐮🎤

Cartoon dolphins and rats laughing underwater
🧁 Fun Fact Break
Did you know that rats and dolphins can laugh? Scientists found that when rats are tickled, they make tiny squeaky giggle sounds. And dolphins? They chuckle when playing with their friends! So if you ever hear a dolphin laughing underwater… it’s probably telling a “what do you call” joke. 🌊😂

🧁 “What Do You Call” Food & School Jokes That’ll Make You Snort-Laugh

Okay, snack monsters and pencil pros — these jokes are for you! We’re mixing food jokes with school silliness, so get ready for a cafeteria full of giggles and classroom chaos (the fun kind, not the “oops-I-spilled-my-juice” kind).

  • What do you call cheese that’s good at math?

Sharp cheddar!

  • What do you call a sandwich that can sing?

Bread Sheeran!

  • What do you call a sleeping pizza?

A piZZZza!

  • What do you call an apple who tells secrets?

A core blabber!

  • What do you call a teacher who loves donuts?

A sprinkle scholar!

  • What do you call a carrot that won an award?

The root of all greatness!

  • What do you call spaghetti that tells lies?

An impasta!

  • What do you call a cookie on vacation?

A crumb traveler!

  • What do you call a banana who works at the zoo?

A peel keeper!

  • What do you call a milk carton that tells the truth?

Whole honesty!

  • What do you call a student who loves music class?

A note-worthy learner!

  • What do you call a pencil that can’t write?

Pointless!

  • What do you call a notebook that talks too much?

A chatter pad!

  • What do you call a math book with a good attitude?

A positive integer!

  • What do you call a lunchbox that tells jokes?

A snack comedian!

  • What do you call an egg that loves sports?

An egg-cercise champ!

  • What do you call a hamburger that studies?

A brain burger!

  • What do you call a cafeteria ghost?

Boo-lunch!

  • What do you call a sandwich that tells stories?

The legend of the bread!

  • What do you call a french fry who’s always serious?

No fun fry-day!

Whew! That was a buffet of belly laughs. 🍕 I laughed so hard my sandwich winked at me (I think it wants to be famous). Okay, let’s take a quick snack break for a funny story before the grand finale!

Cartoon teacher shocked as dog burps homework
🍪 Funny Story Break
So, once in school, my friend Ben told the teacher he couldn’t do his homework because his “dog ate it.” The teacher didn’t believe him. But then — the next day — he brought in his dog… and the dog burped up a half-chewed worksheet. 🐶📄 The class went silent. The teacher blinked. And then she said, “Well, I guess that’s proof-fur enough.” 😂

🦄 “What Do You Call” Silly Random Jokes to End with a Belly Laugh

Alright, giggle crew — this is it! The grand finale of all “what do you call jokes.” These ones are totally random, totally weird, and totally hilarious. (My editor laughed so hard, she accidentally typed “asdfghjk” for five minutes straight.)

  • What do you call a sleeping computer?

A nap-top!

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!

  • What do you call a ghost with a broken foot?

A hoblin goblin!

  • What do you call a snowman in summer?

A puddle!

  • What do you call a pirate who loves math?

Arrrr-gorithm master!

  • What do you call a talking clock?

Second to none!

  • What do you call a belt made out of bubblegum?

A pop star!

  • What do you call a broom that sings?

A sweep idol!

  • What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated!

  • What do you call a camera that eats snacks?

A snap-snack!

  • What do you call a detective who’s always cold?

Sherlock Gnomes!

  • What do you call a cow that tells dad jokes?

Udderly hilarious!

  • What do you call a robot that loves hugs?

Affection-bot 3000!

  • What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe!

  • What do you call a sleeping superhero?

Snore-man!

  • What do you call a penguin with hiccups?

A brrr-up!

  • What do you call a rainbow that tells secrets?

A whisper-bow!

  • What do you call a planet that loves jokes?

Saturn-up comic!

  • What do you call a candle that’s too tired to glow?

Burnt out!

  • What do you call a laugh that never ends?

This blog! 😂

If your face hurts from smiling — congratulations, you’ve completed Lulu Parker’s Ultimate Giggle Marathon! 🏆

Seriously, though — if laughter had calories, we’d all be running on pure joy right now.

Cartoon kids laughing for hours with balloons
🌈 Fun Fact Break
Did you know that the world record for the longest laugh is over 3 hours? 😲 Imagine laughing at one “what do you call” joke for that long. By the end, you’d sound like a squeaky balloon! 🎈

🎉 Until Next Time, Keep the Giggles Rolling!

Well, giggle gang — we made it! 80 brand-new, wacky, one-of-a-kind what do you call jokes that you can tell your friends, your family, your teacher, or that random squirrel outside your window. 🐿️

Just remember: laughter is like a boomerang — the more you throw it out into the world, the more it comes back to you. So go spread your funny magic!

Until next time, keep those cheeks smiling, your brain giggling, and your heart doing a happy dance. 💃

Giggle you later, little legends!

— Lulu Parker 💫

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