Short and Clean Jokes for All Ages

Hey there, chuckle champions! Lulu Parker here, queen of clean giggles and snack-time sillies.

Whether you're stuck in traffic with your little brother, waiting for cupcakes to bake, or just in need of a happiness boost, these clean funny jokes are here to do the trick.

No groans. No grown-up warnings. Just pure, short, and snappy zingers the whole crew can enjoy. Let’s turn up the laugh-o-meter!

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One-Liners Worth a Snort

Parallel lines have so much in common...

It’s a shame they’ll never meet!

I told my dog 10 jokes

He didn’t laugh once. I guess he has a ruff sense of humor!

I used to play piano by ear...

Now I use my hands!

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia

She whispered, "They’re right behind you."

My bed and I are perfect for each other...

But my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up!

Don’t trust atoms

They make up everything!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity

It’s impossible to put down!

I would avoid the sushi if I were you

It’s a little fishy!

I tried to catch some fog yesterday

I mist!

I’m on a seafood diet

I see food and I eat it!

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger

Then it hit me!

I'm afraid for the calendar

Its days are numbered!

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don’t know y!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I’m not going to spread it!

Kid holding balloon shaped like a brain with 'Giggle Power'

Jokes Make You Smarter!

Laughter releases endorphins, which can help boost memory, relieve stress, and improve focus. Tell a joke = level up your brain!

Tiny Jokes, Big Laughs

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the banana go to the party?

Because it was a-peeling!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the United States?

Nothing, it just waved!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite!

Why did the cow win an award?

Because she was outstanding in her field!

Short Jokes Are Brain Boosters

Short jokes challenge the brain with punchline timing and language play, helping kids understand wordplay and puns more easily

Quick Quips That Click

Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them!

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired!

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Igloos it together!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Why was the broom late?

It over swept!

Kids laughing together around a campfire

Laughter Builds Bonding!

Sharing a clean joke with someone creates an instant connection. It's a social glue that helps build friendships and even strengthens family bonds

Riddle Me This!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield!

What’s full of holes but still holds water?

A sponge!

What has hands but can’t clap?

A clock!

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter M!

I go up but never come down. What am I?

Your age!

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A teapot!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel!

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What has legs but doesn’t walk?

A table!

What has one eye but can’t see?

A needle!

What comes down but never goes up?

Rain!

What can travel around the world while staying in one spot?

A stamp!

What begins with an E but only has one letter?

An envelope!

Clean Jokes, Dirty Socks

Life can get messy, but your humor doesn’t have to! These clean funny jokes are the perfect pick-me-up for any age, any time. Whether you're 6 or 96, there’s nothing better than a giggle you can share with everyone around.

So go ahead and steal a few for lunchboxes, family dinners, or awkward elevator rides.

And remember — if you're going to be anything today, be laughable!