Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes for Kids
Whether you're helping mom mash potatoes or sneaking an extra slice of pumpkin pie, there's one thing every Thanksgiving needs—turkey jokes for kids! These squeaky-clean, giggle-approved zingers are stuffed with silliness and perfect for the whole family.
So tuck in your napkin, pass the rolls, and get ready to gobble up the laughs!
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Why Did the Turkey Cross the Road?
Because these jokes are too funny to stay on one side of the table! Let’s start with classic turkey-style gags that never get old.
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
A poultry-geist!
Because they never learned good table manners!
Wing, wing!
Because it had the drumsticks!
Gravy-Train of Giggles
These turkey jokes are so smooth, they might just slip into your mashed potatoes!
A tur-key!
Because he was already stuffed!
Peck-an pie!
Because they have big beaks!
It gives a little wing and a wobble!
The Talking TurkeyLast Thanksgiving, Lulu’s cousin swore the frozen turkey in the freezer whispered, "Run!" when he opened the door. Turns out, it was just the family parrot imitating Grandpa.
Feathers, Puns, and Punchlines
Let’s keep this turkey train rolling with more feather-flying funnies!
Because it got caught in a traffic jam!
Pumpkin Pi!
It saw the turkey baster!
Google, google!
They do the gobble-cise!
Beak-a-boo!
Lucky!
With a feather pen, obviously!
To roast itself!
Dead birds tell no jokes. (Okay, okay… we’ll keep it kid-friendly!)
Turkey Trouble at SchoolDuring show-and-tell, Lulu’s classmate brought a paper turkey that accidentally fell into the class fish tank. Now the goldfish have a new roommate named Mr. Gobbles.
Gobble Till You Giggle
More quick-fire zingers to keep the family roaring between bites of stuffing and cranberry sauce.
Fowl weather!
Drumsticks for everyone!
The wobble!
Because it wanted to roast and toast!
A butterball!
Because he was always early to work—pecking order, baby!
Lucky leftovers!
Because he heard it was stuffing!
Via peck-age delivery!
A comedi-hen!
The Turkey in DisguiseLulu once made a Thanksgiving costume for her cat, but it disappeared. The next day, the neighbor’s garden gnome was wearing it. We’re still not sure how.
Drumstick Drop
The turkey's almost done, but the jokes are still sizzling hot!
He was too stuffed!
A gobblet!
Because he was too chicken to play dodgeball!
Root beer, a scoop of vanilla, and one silly bird!
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Because they always let things slide off their feathers!
Corny jokes!
To find the Milky Way gravy train!
November—duh!
Peck on someone your own size!
Feathered and Funny: These Turkey Jokes Are Stuffed with Laughs!
So there you have it, my silly squad—40 turkey jokes for kids that are guaranteed to turn your Thanksgiving into a giggle feast!
Whether you're waiting for the pie or dodging Aunt Linda’s green bean casserole, these jokes are sure to be the highlight of your holiday.
Keep laughing, keep gobbling, and stay thankful for all the fun.
Gobble giggles,
Lulu